Outside Pissing In: Charles A. Hohman’s Deranged Ravings, Cravings and Gravings

…goes to Dan Seals, number ten on the top shelf! Lower than I’d have hoped, but as I’d been batting zero all year, I’m not complaining (and still the inevitable one-up over Gavin). It’s about fucking time. This is the longest I’ve gone without a kill since 2002, for Christ’s sake! So thank you, England Dan! I will now appreciate that nights-are-forever song or the not-talking-about-the-linens song with eager, elated ears next time I take my mother to the rheumatologist. Or not!